Mega Squirt
Mega Squirt is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Tangie X Blueberry Muffin strains. Named for the iconic soda, Mega Squirt is the perfect bright and happy treat to help round out any day spent chilling with your favorite people. The flavor of Mega Squirt is why she earned her name, with a sweet and sugary lemon-lime taste and a spicy blueberry-like exhale. The aroma is even sweeter, with a sugary sweet lemon-lime overtone accented by fruity blueberries and a hint of nutty cookies. The Mega Squirt high will settle in quickly, filling your entire being with a soothing lift that has you feeling like you are totally free of any mental and physical aches or pains. You’ll be totally calmed from head to toe, filled with a deep relaxation that has you kicked back without causing any sedation or haziness. A bright sociability keeps your mind active from start to finish, inspiring you to get chatting with anyone around you. In combination with its high 26-28% average THC level, these effects make Mega Squirt a great option for treating conditions including chronic pain, chronic stress or anxiety, depression or mood swings and nausea. This bud has long and fluffy, pepper-shaped forest green nugs with deep purple leaves, thick orange hairs and chunky, golden-amber crystal trichomes.
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Stoner Station offers Mega Squirt hybrid flower delivered straight to your door in the DMV area. Tap into fuel-forward flavor and mind-activating effects with this powerhouse hybrid from Stoner Station.
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Brook R –
Fell in love with this in oil form a while back. Recently vaporized flower for the first time. An equally amazing experience. Tastes like citra hops. I haven’t had the energy to exercise at all for months. Today I ran 2 miles and managed to get a full body workout in, post green crack. A far cry from the 15 mile/three hour torturous workouts I was doing two years ago but godd*mn if it doesn’t give me hope
Brook R –
Better than a cup of coffee, seriously energetic high. Amazing for depression & anxiety, decent for pain relief but definitely more of a mood enhancing strain. Light, earthy flavor with a nice sweet exhale YUM!
Call me Dev –
Better than a cup of coffee, seriously energetic high. Amazing for depression & anxiety, decent for pain relief but definitely more of a mood enhancing strain. Light, earthy flavor with a nice sweet exhale YUM!
Yori M –
Love it! actually does energize but use in moderation wait for the first couple tokes to set in, cause the first time i smoked it i really tore into it and gave me pretty bad anxiety for a while but after it tapered off i felt great so next time i eased into it and its been my favorite since,
Love zaza –
Great Sativa strain. Beautiful big gorgeous buds. Nice orange & red hairs with nice green hue. Beautiful Fruity smell and fruity berry taste. With hints of Orange and mango berry taste. Very strong with a quick feeling of euphoria and works on my stress & depression. Also works on my nighttime insomnia so best of both worlds.
Margaret Ryan –
Smoked a bowl of this and got inspired enough to clean my entire house. I felt incredibly accomplished and rewarded myself by eating a whole chicken. Most active day I’ve had in a while. If you can get your hands on this divine strain, you are one lucky individual.
Margaret Ryan –
This strain is fireeee
Will be coming to grab more!
KushAndTell –
Cloud 9 body high. Amazing for relaxation.
Kasandra J –
This strain right here is fireeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Valentina O –
This is a fantastic strain that provides a quick and potent high, characterized by a feeling of excitement and brightness. Upon consumption, the effects are felt almost instantly, with a rush of energy that is felt right away through in your body
LaidbackLegend –
Great products and priceS
DabberDroll –
This is a very creative and energetic high. I cleaned the whole house while dancing around, cut down a tree, and solved all the issues my wife and I argue over. Taste is ehh but I’m still using the fire tom hanks made in castaway.
Gabriel Torez –
One of the best smokes, defintely recommended. Perfect for morning to late evening, socializing, going out in the evening. Incredibly energetic, happy and euphoric.
JointJumper –
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Desiree Stevens –
I am currently high asfffffffff writing this right now lol . My body is tingly allllll over. It helps with pain and it is easing my mind. Very pretty flower and very amazing high. 10/10 definitely recommend!!!
Puff puff pass –
We definitely enjoyed this strain ❤️
Farm lady –
Stoner Station dispatcher Lola recommend this strain for my husband and I and we loved it
Thanks girly
King Stefo –
Outstanding strain.10/10
TikToker Dave –
Super uplifting and no anxiety. Great for lifting depression.