First Class Funk
First Class Funk is a powerful indica strain with THC levels ranging from 27% to 30%, delivering an intense, full-body relaxation paired with a strong, euphoric mental buzz. A cross between Jet Fuel Gelato and GMO Cookies, this strain is well-known for its pungent aroma, heavy-hitting effects, and long-lasting sedative properties, making it a top choice for those seeking deep relaxation and relief.
Effects of First Class Funk
This strain delivers a fast-acting, euphoric head high, followed by a heavy, body-numbing sensation that melts away stress and tension. First Class Funk is ideal for unwinding after a long day, relieving chronic pain, or preparing for deep sleep. Expect a deep state of calm, perfect for nighttime use or whenever you need serious relaxation.
Aroma and Flavor Profile
First Class Funk boasts a bold, skunky, and diesel-like aroma, with strong notes of garlic, gas, and a touch of earthiness. The flavor is pungent and savory, blending herbal, spicy, and funky undertones with a smooth, creamy finish. This strain is loud and flavorful, making it a favorite among those who enjoy bold terpene profiles.
Why Choose First Class Funk?
First Class Funk is the perfect strain for indica lovers looking for a high-THC option that delivers deep relaxation and heavy sedation. Its intensely funky aroma, powerful body high, and long-lasting effects make it a go-to for stress relief, pain management, and sleep support.
Get First Class Funk Delivered Today!
Stoners Station offers First Class Funk Indica delivered straight to your door in the DMV area. Experience potent relaxation and bold flavors with First Class Funk from Stoners Station.
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GeorgeHanson –
I have the hardest time getting hungry. It usually takes combinations of strains to get me to choke down a few mouthfuls of food. This strain caught me completely by surprise; Ten hits in and I devoured an entire pizza by myself. It was amazing, my wife cried.
RollingStone –
Lifted to the Gods ! Never pass up on this strain ! Physical well being , Mental Clarity , Spiritual Purity After some time passed, my hands started shaking and my heart rate rate increased. Surprisingly, I did not get paranoid or anxious. I was very calm. I grabbed a bottle of alkaline water and rehydrated. After that, I elevated to a divine state. This is easily my favorite strain alongside King Louie OG , and Sour Diesel.
Beth Thomas –
The flavor is amazing… It tastes like candy. And the high is super mellow. It made for a very relaxing night. I loved it .
HashPuppy –
I am always looking for indicas that help with body pain or insomnia. This strain is the most beautiful indica strain i have smoked. With proper pacing and this strain NO fibromyagia pain. It was BEAUTIFUL! If you hurt, Smoke a little more and you melt into the sofa. Smoke a little more and it’s bed time.
Sasha Z –
10/10
Sasha Z –
This is the type of strain that will turn a bad day into an overall amazing day very quickly… leaves you very giggly, smiley, and just overall happy! Once you sit back and relax it leaves you very calm and very laid back, including severe couch lock. I would recommend this strain to everyone, it was an honor having this strain in my lungs! lol
Isabela Oliver –
very nice, fruity and potent. mellowing effect and eases anxiety smooth smoke and ends to put you in sleep mode
ChronicUnicorn –
Smells citrusy. Floating-on-water feeling, tingly tongue, semi-numb lips, feel like fireworks go off within you, warmth.
Hank P –
Very euphoric. Had tons of focus while still being high. Very talkative as well. Easy to fall asleep when wanting to, most definitely gave me the munchies.
Ignacio R –
The taste, wow, mouth watering good & the high is amazing!!! Mellow, relaxed & just really damn good!!! It tastes like sweet tarts & tropical fruit. Definitely a new favorite ❤️
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Frank –
I have found my newest favorite!!!
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We enjoyed this strains
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Jenny from NYC –
We drove 3 hours from NY and Lola recommend this strain for us
We love it ❤️
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Ashly Thompson –
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